Vriska: Look around the cabin, inform us of your environs.
You are in CABIN FIVE. At any given time your cabin is overrun with PUGNACIOUS PEOPLEPESTS, which is to say, children or descendants of your closest “genetic” match, ARES, GOD OF WAR. What? No, not like the video game.
Okay, maybe they based it off him.
No, you don’t play it all the time you’re too busy—okay, whatever. Anyway.
Right now, though, the only other people in the cabin are two of your GENETICALLY SIMILAR BUT THAT DOESN’T REALLY MEAN ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU’RE A TROLL “friends.” They always sort of roll their eyes when you use those little air quotes but only because they don’t understand that in the ancient Alternian mother-tongue, friend is synonymous with enemy.
Littering your bunk is a set of eight D8, which you use during your many ILLEGAL CABIN-BASED GAMBLING TOURNAMENTS. Those babies have brought you so much luck. You could even say they’ve brought so much luck as to not leave any luck for anyone else. YEAH!!!!!!!!
Anyway, you guess it’s time to get this show on the road.
> Vriska: Antagonize cabinmates/ siblings.