> Talk to Jade.
You hop on her inferior bottom bunk to give her a sense of security and friendship. That’s important to make sure she’s all buttered up to take your side. You are SO GOOD at talking to people it’s almost sad thinking about how bad everyone else is at it. Almost, if it weren’t so damn hilarious.
You lay out the details of your GR8 PLAN while she listens with rapt awe and admiration spread all over her easily-readable human face. This is almost TOO easy. You’ve got her eating out of your hands. There’s really no point in asking if she’s in, but you do it anyway to demonstrate your ability to adopt human manners.
> Jade: be in.